If I had a million dollars …

If I had a million dollars …
We wouldn’t have to walk to the store.
If I had a million dollars …
We’d take a limousine ’cause it costs more.
If I had a million dollars … we wouldn’t have to eat Kraft dinners …
(But we would eat Kraft Dinner. Of course we would. We’d just eat more.
And buy really expensive ketchups … Dijon ketchup! Mmmmm!)

BNL, If I Had A Million Dollars.

Well, I still haven’t seen dijon ketchup, but there’s a new gourmet mayonnaise on the scene: Empire Mayonnaise. Why? According to The Atlantic Monthly, it’s because apparently bacon has been played out as the go-to item for “you won’t believe what I just added it to” experiments.

Since I can’t get to Brooklyn any time soon, guess I’ll just keep doing what I’ve been doing: adding a squirt of Tobasco, Sriracha, lime juice, or whatever to the plain ol’ ketchup and mayo that I’ve always used.

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One Response to If I had a million dollars …

  1. I checked out their website; looks like they have got their image and branding done pretty well; I will stick to my toom and muhammara myself!

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