Him: I’m trying to come up with just one all-encompassing New Year resolution, and I think, maybe, I might have stumbled onto it.
Her: Really? Just one? Setting the bar rather low, are we?
Him: Hear me out. “Stop obsessing.” That’s all. Just one.
Her: “Stop obsessing”? And that’s going to get you through the whole year?
Him: I think so. What are yours?
Her: I’m not done yet, but so far, I have “Get more sleep.”
Him: Stop obsessing … about sleep.
Her: And “eat better.”
Him: Stop obsessing … about what you eat.
Her: And “get more exercise.”
Him: Stop obsessing … about exercise.
Her: Manage my time better.
Him: Stop obsessing about time management.
Her: Hmmm … you might be on to something there …